Pub crawl suggestion 01:Thames River.

At
Earls Court where Eurogamer is (bottom left corner of the map above) we start our journey towards east stopping at every station and having 1/2 pint at each stop. For the ones naive enough to think 1/2 pint is for sissies you're welcome to have a full pint then. We'll go from pub to pub till we reach Westminster where we should shift for a little walk on the south bank. For the half pinters we will have had 3 pints each and the full pinters 6. The latter group will be drunk and starting to behave stupidly.
In the south bank my suggestion is to have another drink in a very posh and elegant pub close to the
Big Ben where we can also take some pictures of this monument. Then a little further tickets for the
London Eye are on me, I'll be sponsoring these. It is a cool short walk till Embankment the next station where I suggest we have a quick glass of port wine at
Gordon's. It is a cool place where only locals go. After that we could take the underground to Temple and head to
Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, a 17th century pub with some local beers, cheap and delicious. After 5pm we can sit in the basement that have a catacomb aspect. We could well have a couple of drinks here before heading further east stopping at each station for another 1/2 pint till we reach monument/tower hill were we can then have a look at the
Tower of London,
Tower Bridge, the
Roman City Wall and the
City Hall.
I think this is a good program, we will be well above 8 pints of beer then, happy, drunk and we will have explored a good chunk of the Thames. What do you guys think?